You know you're frazzled when...

You wake up worrying your eyebrows might have rubbed away in your sleep,

Then an hour later walk out the front door for work without shoes,

And then realize that evening you've only eaten salt water taffy and Slim Jims all day,

And then toss and turn in bed that night feeling guilty for saying the tree down the street looks fat.

Holy Cow.

I need a breather.

That, or an eyebrow guard while I sleep.